| In the world of celebrity, there are just some people | | | | you have to come out and open that big yapper of |
| that really need to shut up and go home right now. | | | | yours. Stop telling me what to think and how to act |
| Here are three celebs that I am totally over and never | | | | and I will stop hating on you… maybe. Of course, you |
| want to see again. | | | | are not going to stop and everyone knows that. |
| 1. Angelina Jolie. Oh my god, can you please stop | | | | Frankly, I think you are a bad actor too and don’t |
| buying up African and Asian children and just go | | | | deserve you Oscar that you got. |
| away? I would love it if I could go through the | | | | 3. Ben Affleck. Unless you are playing a bit part or |
| supermarket aisles without seeing your face plastered | | | | making fun of yourself, you seem to be constantly on |
| all over the place. And this feud with Jennifer Aniston? | | | | some poker table trying to win more money for |
| First off, she is way hotter than you and Brad Pitt is a | | | | yourself that you don’t need. Hey, remember when |
| moron. And secondly, just leave her alone. She seems | | | | you made Good Will Hunting and won an Oscar? |
| nice and I don’t want your witch like face ruining her | | | | What have you been doing since then? I see that Matt |
| for me and all the other dudes out there. You seem | | | | Damon has made some cool stuff, but you seem to |
| psychotic and unstable and I really wish that your lips | | | | be constantly stinking up theaters and taking money |
| were not that big. Good god, they are monstrous. | | | | away from the people who think they are going to |
| 2. Sean Penn. Holy crap can someone be more | | | | see a good flick. Please, either stop the poker thing or |
| outspoken than you? For the love of my ears stop | | | | stop the movie thing, apparently trying to do both |
| spouting your extremist left-wing propaganda and shut | | | | makes you good at neither. |
| up. Even when you are being honored with an award | | | | |
